I went to Portland last weekend. Actually, I went to a wedding in Mt. Hood at the super scary Timberline Lodge, where I pretty much owned Hav in shuffleboard. That's right. Of all the things I could tell you about (the lovely wedding, the lodge's notable past, the drunken, loud-mouthed friend-of-an-Oregon-senator...) I'm choosing to tell you about shuffleboard. More specifically I'm telling you that Hav LOST. This is significant b/c he has beaten me at nearly every game we've ever played. Ever. And I haven't always taken it so well, mostly because losing gets old. (I may have once swung a putter at his head when he killed me at miniature golf. Don't worry - I'm enlightened now.)
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Read this article in the Portland Mercury. I feel confident recommending it as the best article ever written.
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Wait! There's more! If this were MY chiropractor, I'd be all, "Hey look, friends!! My chiropractor is cool!!!" But he's not so instead I'll let you enjoy the ad.