- Vote Democrat. - Vote Republican.
- Vote Green Party.
- Eat meat.
- Eat meat again.
- Have another hangover.
- Go on a cleanse.
- Go on another cleanse.
- Have children.
-Allow my child to: watch a screen before the age of two, drink formula, eat meat until he was old enough to choose for himself, eat GMOs, eat another goddamned cookie.
- Be hard on myself.
*This is a measly entry to the 500-day challenge and I get that it doesn’t make the length cut. But it took an unusual period of time to develop. Actually, this list was pretty quick to get to but drafting a longer list proved boring. So.